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[superheavyrhun]

I am mortally offended that you punks would go on a forum and mock God. I will personally visit each of your houses and s**T on your faces as you sleep. Then i'll inject a sample of the norovirus into your milk ready for breakfast.

Are you serious, a beer swiggling pervert is taking the high road on me , Please I can see you hunced over in the pew Sunday morning smelling like dog piss and Vodka trying to drink the holy water to stay hydrated

LMFAO

I can't believe people aren't taking me seriously. I'm more hardline Christian than that Huckerby fellow in the US Republican caucuses. (How the heck do you spell that word?)

As for those of you who have sausages....I'll inject those too...I'm an equal opportunity infector.