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[JT Rock]

I am mortally offended that you punks would go on a forum and mock God. I will personally visit each of your houses and s**T on your faces as you sleep. Then i'll inject a sample of the norovirus into your milk ready for breakfast.

Are you serious, a beer swiggling pervert is taking the high road on me , Please I can see you hunced over in the pew Sunday morning smelling like dog piss and Vodka trying to drink the holy water to stay hydrated

LMFAO

I can't believe people aren't taking me seriously. I'm more hardline Christian than that Huckerby fellow in the US Republican caucuses. (How the heck do you spell that word?)

As for those of you who have sausages....I'll inject those too...I'm an equal opportunity infector.

Oh its harmless fun, I personally havent said anything offensive on that forum, just a little comic relief thats all... Didnt mean to offend you... Its not like we are at church or a kingdom hall and we are desecrating it.. not to mention if you read there posts, there is nothing of substance... Just alot of high how you doing kinda of stuff.

Plus I will guarantee that I know more about the bible than any of them seeing I was an ordained minister for 10 years until I went off the moral deep end

On any account sorry if I offended you