Englishman ,irish and a scotty all talking about their daughters.

The Englishman says "I cant belive it, this morning we looked through Cynthias room and found some marriuana under her bed,shes only 15 and we never saw that comming!

The Scotty says ,the other night we looked in our girls room and we found bottles of scotch stashed under her bed,
God knows shes only 14 and we hadnt a clue she was drinking!

The Irishman says "Eye dats nothing we looked under our 11 year olds bed and found heaps of condoms"!
Eleven years and we never even realised she had a dick!"