
Originally Posted by
Trainer Monkey
Bizarre life in Philly story for the day
I had a place at 6th and Girard for awhile,Im walking home one night.This brother starts heading towards me doing what I call "the drug dealer agressive sidle" 2 steps and do two looks that almost looks like a Frazier weave to check for cops,repeat as needed
Im thinking "ahhhhhhhh crap,I have neither the purchasing power,or the desire for this crap"
Sure enough I think, the brother starts off with,"Yo man yo,hey white boy,come here"
He's moved up to the defcon 4 level of attempting to deal,he's just pulled one part of his jacket over the other part,like he wants you to see something he's trying to hide(there is a distinct difference between this walk,and the "cough up the cash" walk,you'd know it if youve seen it,every city has variations)
Its right near the old projects they tore down,so my escape routes here are very limited,and if you run someone is going to follow(even if your "a crazy ass white boy there are some parts of any city you dont go,through those projects is Phillys back then,just like the block of 13th and B in NYC,you just aint welcome)so Im thinking oh hell,lets just get it over with.
So he sidles up looking everywhere like he's got the entire cocaine output of Columbia in there,and says,"Yo man yo"
I awnser,"Yeah?"
"You um,you,you want to buy a turkey"
I stopped dead,what the hell do you say to an illegal attempt to sell you a large fowl in the middle of North Philly?
Now that I think of it,it might have been a euphanism for some type of drug,but he was really close to the local market(probably also tore down),so Im betting to this day he meant,a very large bird that when domesticated doesnt have a brain in its head
Philly in many ways can be very fun(also dangerous as hell) because you have no real idea whats going to happen,in hindsight I wonder why I ever did drugs,you'll see crap dead sober that is more bizare then anything drugs can conjur up
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