Quote Originally Posted by Andre
Only car joke I know is that one about the couple driving along having an argument and she reaches over and cuts off his old fella and throws it out the window!
Behind them is a little girl and her father driving along in a pick up and it hits their windscreen.
The dad glances sideways at his little girl and just turns the washers on and keeps driving.
A little later she asks "Dad what was that?
HE said: "its just a bug sweet heart".
She thinks for while and says "Geez it had big dick".
LOL fukin hell ! classic