how about his quote to the judge in the desire washington case.

" no your honour i did not , F.U.C.K her at any point in the evening in question , we were discussing Mexican bantam weight ratings , may i also add praise be to Allah "
"i am not mad at all and i never have been "
of which the judge replied
" Have you ever been to planet earth Mr Tyson "



ps. the above post may contain some inaccuracies