Quote Originally Posted by Steelie
For those who can't be bothered to read it I'll paraphrase....and yes it is F****** nuts!

Basically there was once this intergalactic ruler of the universe called Xemu. 75 million years ago he brought billions of his people to earth where he strapped them around the edges of volcano's. He then blew them all up and captured their souls in special containers.

These souls he then took to the cinema and brainwashed them Lost style with false beliefs and doctrined such as Christiantity.

Xemu was overthrown by his officers and locked away in a mountain where he still lives to this day protected by a magical force field that is charged by an eternal battery.

No all humans on earth have a dead alien soul trapped in their bodies called a thetan. When you reach the highest levels of initiation into the scientology you can pay around $360,000 to have your dead thetan spirita removed.

You will then have the power of telepathic communications.
I'm sure I've heard Frank Warren come out with worse
lol maybe not Frank Warren, Bob Arum and Don King certainly!

I think actually looking at Don King's hair he's probably spent too much time on the E-Meter