I really would much rather talk about the Lakers. Today is game six in Los Angeles and the Lakes really have to pull this one out to advance.

I know that besides the British Hooligans roughly 90% ( I have heard as high as 96.78%) of soccer fans are ghey. The British National Institute of Gheyology published this study in 2005. This is evidenced by the name that fans have given their beloved sport---footy.

at several times throughout the game, they stand around holding their jewels. It was reported that the French team holds another team mates jewels instead of his own.

Lastly, Ricky Martin was the singer for the World cup anthem the last time around. it is reported that Boy George will be this year's singer.

He will sing a song called Holden Meegroin in honor of the world's best soccer player.