The Premiership Football thread

[Andre]

Out here we got a football team (aussie rules) called Collingwood black and white gear like sunderland or astons ? old kit,stripes call emselves the magpies.
Anyway they are known for being one eyed to the max and every other team hates their a**.
We went to a pub in the country and on the wall was a cartoon picture of a Collingwood supporter with a dick comming out where his head should be.
underneath it said "See, they're not all ar$eholes" .

Hey Andre, your country produced us a top player. Tim Cahill is a legend .

Yeah can you resell him to Chelsea please.

[leftylee]

Out here we got a football team (aussie rules) called Collingwood black and white gear like sunderland or astons ? old kit,stripes call emselves the magpies.
Anyway they are known for being one eyed to the max and every other team hates their a**.
We went to a pub in the country and on the wall was a cartoon picture of a Collingwood supporter with a dick comming out where his head should be.
underneath it said "See, they're not all ar$eholes" .

Hey Andre, your country produced us a top player. Tim Cahill is a legend .

Yeah can you resell him to Chelsea please.

He's never played for Chelsea, we bought him from Millwall and he's staying at Everton and going nowhere.

[CutMeMick]

Any Reading fans here?


UNITED!

You do realise if you ever actually come to Britain, we'll tie your glory-chasing self to a West Country shack and let the bears and wolves get you. Only way to purge the evil of United from you.

Mate are United Fans really heated throughout Britain?
Or just in some areas like Man. City and around?

Well, Utd is pretty much acknowledged as the glory hunters' favourite team, leading to jokes about there being more Utd fans in Surrey than in Manchester etc etc. And once they hear your American accent, you can expect a few light-hearted jibes, and one guy who goes too far and yells at you as you walk down the street in the red shirt.

Hope this helps.

Thanks for heads up.
As a security blanket I'll take my LA Galaxy 'Beckham' jersey just incase.

[leftylee]

Any Reading fans here?


UNITED!

You do realise if you ever actually come to Britain, we'll tie your glory-chasing self to a West Country shack and let the bears and wolves get you. Only way to purge the evil of United from you.

Mate are United Fans really heated throughout Britain?
Or just in some areas like Man. City and around?

Well, Utd is pretty much acknowledged as the glory hunters' favourite team, leading to jokes about there being more Utd fans in Surrey than in Manchester etc etc. And once they hear your American accent, you can expect a few light-hearted jibes, and one guy who goes too far and yells at you as you walk down the street in the red shirt.

Hope this helps.

Thanks for heads up.
As a security blanket I'll take my LA Galaxy 'Beckham' jersey just incase.

Hey Mick you got one of those ?? Has like virtually evryone by where you live got them ??

[CutMeMick]

Any Reading fans here?


UNITED!

You do realise if you ever actually come to Britain, we'll tie your glory-chasing self to a West Country shack and let the bears and wolves get you. Only way to purge the evil of United from you.

Mate are United Fans really heated throughout Britain?
Or just in some areas like Man. City and around?

Well, Utd is pretty much acknowledged as the glory hunters' favourite team, leading to jokes about there being more Utd fans in Surrey than in Manchester etc etc. And once they hear your American accent, you can expect a few light-hearted jibes, and one guy who goes too far and yells at you as you walk down the street in the red shirt.

Hope this helps.

Thanks for heads up.
As a security blanket I'll take my LA Galaxy 'Beckham' jersey just incase.

Hey Mick you got one of those ?? Has like virtually evryone by where you live got them ??

Pre-Ordered it
Pretty much anywhere you go you'll catch at least 2 people wearing one.

I've got a handful of jerseys. Heres some that I can think of......

Arsenal - Henry (Maroon/Longsleeve)
Real Madrid - Beckham, Ronaldo, Figo (White/Longsleeve. Figo-Blue/Shortsleeve)
Germany - Ballack (White/Longsleeve)
Netherlands - Persie (Orange/Longsleeve)
AC Milan - Kaka (Black&Red/Longsleeve)
America FC - Blanco (Yellow/Shorsleeve)
LA Galaxy - Becks (White/Longsleeve)
Inter Milan - Adriano (Yellow/Shortsleeve)
Argentina - Batistuta, Crespo, Messi (Blue&White/Longsleeve)
Mexico - Marquez (Green/Longsleeve)
Brasil - Ronaldo (Yellow/Shortsleeve)
Portugal - C. Ronaldo (Black/Longlseeve)
United - Beckham, Giggs, Rooney (Red/Longlseeve)

[cockey cockney]

i know its the carling cup and not the prem...but ARSENAL vs Tottenham tonite...i absolutely hate spurs lol so officially an arsenal fan tonite!

[superheavyrhun]

i know its the carling cup and not the prem...but ARSENAL vs Tottenham tonite...i absolutely hate spurs lol so officially an arsenal fan tonite!

Yup, I'll be backing the red and whites to turn Spurs over, I can't stand them either.

[hitmanhatton]

Any Reading fans here?


UNITED!

You do realise if you ever actually come to Britain, we'll tie your glory-chasing self to a West Country shack and let the bears and wolves get you. Only way to purge the evil of United from you.

Mate are United Fans really heated throughout Britain?
Or just in some areas like Man. City and around?

Well, Utd is pretty much acknowledged as the glory hunters' favourite team, leading to jokes about there being more Utd fans in Surrey than in Manchester etc etc. And once they hear your American accent, you can expect a few light-hearted jibes, and one guy who goes too far and yells at you as you walk down the street in the red shirt.

Hope this helps.

Thanks for heads up.
As a security blanket I'll take my LA Galaxy 'Beckham' jersey just incase.

Hey Mick you got one of those ?? Has like virtually evryone by where you live got them ??

Pre-Ordered it
Pretty much anywhere you go you'll catch at least 2 people wearing one.

I've got a handful of jerseys. Heres some that I can think of......

Arsenal - Henry (Maroon/Longsleeve)
Real Madrid - Beckham, Ronaldo, Figo (White/Longsleeve. Figo-Blue/Shortsleeve)
Germany - Ballack (White/Longsleeve)
Netherlands - Persie (Orange/Longsleeve)
AC Milan - Kaka (Black&Red/Longsleeve)
America FC - Blanco (Yellow/Shorsleeve)
LA Galaxy - Becks (White/Longsleeve)
Inter Milan - Adriano (Yellow/Shortsleeve)
Argentina - Batistuta, Crespo, Messi (Blue&White/Longsleeve)
Mexico - Marquez (Green/Longsleeve)
Brasil - Ronaldo (Yellow/Shortsleeve)
Portugal - C. Ronaldo (Black/Longlseeve)
United - Beckham, Giggs, Rooney (Red/Longlseeve)

SCUM SCUM SCUM !!!!!

[superheavyrhun]

i know its the carling cup and not the prem...but ARSENAL vs Tottenham tonite...i absolutely hate spurs lol so officially an arsenal fan tonite!

Yup, I'll be backing the red and whites to turn Spurs over, I can't stand them either.

Not looking too good so far is it. F***ing hate spurs.

[cockey cockney]

i know its the carling cup and not the prem...but ARSENAL vs Tottenham tonite...i absolutely hate spurs lol so officially an arsenal fan tonite!

Yup, I'll be backing the red and whites to turn Spurs over, I can't stand them either.

Not looking too good so far is it. F***ing hate spurs.

fuking hell how repulsive was dat result actually made me wanna chuck up everywhere! argh.

[Andre]

Out here we got a football team (aussie rules) called Collingwood black and white gear like sunderland or astons ? old kit,stripes call emselves the magpies.
Anyway they are known for being one eyed to the max and every other team hates their a**.
We went to a pub in the country and on the wall was a cartoon picture of a Collingwood supporter with a dick comming out where his head should be.
underneath it said "See, they're not all ar$eholes" .

Hey Andre, your country produced us a top player. Tim Cahill is a legend .

Yeah can you resell him to Chelsea please.

He's never played for Chelsea,

Andy in wheel chair..."yeah ,yeah, I know".

whats the word I wanted in place of re_sell then?
Im hopeless with English; maybe I should of put resell him (on) to Chelsea.

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[El Gamo]

DON'T SAY A WORD

[OumaFan]

Hilarious.

They even started headbutting each other

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

DON'T SAY A WORD

Wheres Smashup when you needs him?

[cockey cockney]

ffs....two teams i hate more then anyone in the prem (chelsea and tottenham) only go and both make it to the final after tonite by the look of things! fucking disgusted lol!