The Premiership Football thread

[Andre]

Out here we got a football team (aussie rules) called Collingwood black and white gear like sunderland or astons ? old kit,stripes call emselves the magpies.
Anyway they are known for being one eyed to the max and every other team hates their a**.
We went to a pub in the country and on the wall was a cartoon picture of a Collingwood supporter with a dick comming out where his head should be.
underneath it said "See, they're not all ar$eholes" .

Hey Andre, your country produced us a top player. Tim Cahill is a legend .

Yeah can you resell him to Chelsea please.

He's never played for Chelsea,

Andy in wheel chair..."yeah ,yeah, I know".

whats the word I wanted in place of re_sell then?
Im hopeless with English; maybe I should of put resell him (on) to Chelsea.

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