Some facts about Ike that we all have to face...

1: Ike was great & showed a lot of promise...that greatness & promise will never be seen again unless Ike has some really special technique in crafting license plates.

2: Ike has been denied parole the last 3 times that he has been interviewed by the board.

3: If some miracle were to smile upon ole' Ike & he were set free...he would be immediately deported back to Nigeria where he would face a psyche evaluation, dubbed competent or not, & then face the wrath of the judge, jury, & executioner for crashing his car into a concrete bridge supprt thus sending his ex-girl friend's young son through the windshield & onto the enbankment.

Last I read that child had to have multiple surgeries & was totally FUBAR from that faithful day that Ike snapped.

Ike's done as southern fried fwockin chiznicken.