Quote Originally Posted by bilbo View Post
Come on boss have pity on me, I'm 133 years old and havn't sex since I was 33.

My coolclick blanket kept me warm at night and gave me enough affirmation to continue living.

Without my 1571 coolclicks I am nothing.

In fact I am less than nothing, I'm not even real. I'm just an old fictional character who is about to be written out of existence.

Please give me my coolclicks back
Bilbo, shut your crying ass up already.