BoxingGorilla's Top 10 Reasons Paul Williams Lost

10. Because Violent D predicted as much.
9. 6'1" and nearsighted
8. Kept bumping head on teletron
7. Was looking past Quintana... and everything else within 500 yds.
6. Arms tangled into a pretzle after each round
5. Joined the ethiopian bodybuilding team
4. Tape worms were sapping his strength
3. Thougt "El Indio" was from the mohawk tribe
2. Spent the week before the fight trying to log onto saddoboxing.com

1. Three Words: CUT ME MICK