More Questions from X

[Canvasback]

You're 0 for 2 X. You left out why do we speak loudly to people who don't understand our language. Like yelling at them is going to make them understand. Just kidding about the 0 for 2.

[USA LOVES THE KLITSCHKOS]

LOL funny stuff

[Andre]

I got a few minutes to kill X , I'll do my best.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Johhnie weismoller was a closet homsexual actor.

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Same reason we press hard on bitches when when they stop working correctly!

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Cause they are the real C-Unts in society.
matter of fact we need to organize an open season specially for them and real estate agents.

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
They didnt ,they wore battle ship funnels.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Cause Im a famous prankster mathamatician.

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
Shitfelt wrainwright the turd.


What is the speed of darkness? - 126,000

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
They dont if they get head.

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?
Yes the majority is reserved for us.

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
"Go and GeTT f ucked."

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
Dementure or death is the only escape at a certain point.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Because you can't wheel your luggage around in thick moon dust

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Because its cheaper and more relaxing than staying on the ground shopping with the wife and kids.

Did you ever stop and wonder......
About What?
SH!t ,dam, yes ok.. you got me!

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
One of those nasty girls from the same country that made those donkey cum videos. German women .

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass.'
Hilda von gerkenfeld.

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Germans again...


Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
In the summer in eskimo land its light for six months of the year so they dont need a light to get their icepoles out.We are on the end of the food chain where ice is concerned so they wont change it.


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?
Same reason they walk into a watchmaker/jewller and get their dick out and say "oK can put a face and two hands on this for me."

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
They are all men, they hate foreplay.

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
This answers its own question. when a dog is on all fours the one behind becomes erect,they are dogs /dogs are gay.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
must be testical?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Ohhh fuken whales.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Asshole japs and their illegal fishing we should get some electrons and shoot it up those morons.

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on.......

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
No but dislexics get more from it.

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
So does the rest of my family?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Turning around and facing all the people in the lift makes it go alot faster too.

[Baby-Faced-Assassin]

good stuff

[X]

I'm confused between this new Sarah's Law and Shariah Law. Can I use it to find out where Muslim paedophiles live?

And what about the Government's new Islamic Bond. If Ian Fleming knew he'd turn in his grave!