Bilbo requests fashion advice

[Dizaster]

You can walk around with one of these

Wearing it around all day will at least help you get over what people think of you... And probably get you bashed though

[No Contest]

Nah, if I saw someone walking around with one of those on, I would definately keep my distance. To go one better you should get one that straps to your chin lololol

[LEGION]

Bilbo is already wearing one, you just can't tell because the important part is up his anus where he keeps is warm next to his Gerbil named Gandalf.

[boozeboxer]

This stuff is going to your head bilbo. Personally I always dress conservatively but very nice. nice sport coat, unless I am going to a real smoky bar then I hate to have my shit all smoked up.


Just dress real nice Bilbos. I like a kick ass button up shirt, lucky. DKNY. silver jeans they don't have to cost a million but just fit nice. Personally DKNY jeans are what I really like. or do it up with nice khakis loads of good stuff out there.

I try to dress in something that if someone took a picture of me that if someone brought it out in a decade I wouldnt be bummed out.

Maybe that isn't the best way to get bimbos. But nice girls like a business looking dude. Business threads and a smile.

[El Kabong]

This stuff is going to your head bilbo. Personally I always dress conservatively but very nice. nice sport coat, unless I am going to a real smoky bar then I hate to have my shit all smoked up.

Ain't that the fucking truth!

I don't appreciate having my jackets or sweaters all smokey but dress shirts get dry cleaned and therefore don't retain that smokey smell for long. I guess you could dry clean your jackets and sweaters but still it's a pain

[donnydarkoIRL]

Bilbo, no matter what you actually look like try this, it's universal and works for any man under 40 with a bit of charisma.

You need some light Blue jeans, they can be shredded but it's not obligatory.

A complimentary shirt, maybe light blue or something more daring.

On top of that throw a suit jacket. Yep a black or navy thing, pin stripe is cool but I wouldn't risk it personally

And here's the controversial part....Cap it off with some blinding white runners.

[No Contest]

Bilbo, no matter what you actually look like try this, it's universal and works for any man under 40 with a bit of charisma.

You need some light Blue jeans, they can be shredded but it's not obligatory.

A complimentary shirt, maybe light blue or something more daring.

On top of that throw a suit jacket. Yep a black or navy thing, pin stripe is cool but I wouldn't risk it personally

And here's the controversial part....Cap it off with some blinding white runners.

Yeah if you want to look like Don Johnson from Miami Vice...thats totally 80's bro

[No Contest]

I think I've got something that's right up your alley Bilbo. A chainmail codpiece, or really any codpiece will do.
How can you not get comments on them? You could be like its to keep the babes at bay, because your tired of women trying to grab your junk.

[CutMeMick]

Yeah if you want to look like Don Johnson from Miami Vice...thats totally 80's bro

HAHAHA AH AH AH AH AH AHA AH AHA HA A!!!!
AAAAHHH!
Lance I think you just pulled out the post of the week here...
Fucken LMAO!!! here...

[donnydarkoIRL]

Yeah if you want to look like Don Johnson from Miami Vice...thats totally 80's bro

Am I the only one who wanted Bilbo to dress up like an 80's sitcom dude

[El Kabong]

Yeah if you want to look like Don Johnson from Miami Vice...thats totally 80's bro

That would be Sperry Top Siders (no socks), a white leinin suit, and a pastel colored designer t-shirt.


THAT'S Don Johnson from Miami Vice, what hitmandonny suggested is more like Paulie Malinaggi