Bilbo requests fashion advice

[DaxxKahn]

Ok, so my reading of 'The Game' has led me to understand some things about myself that need improving in order for me to be more attractive and appealing to women..........

My current clothing style can only be described as generic. I just wear jeans and a jumper or a shirt. Nothing fancy at all.

My hair is short back and sides with a little bit spikey, it's an uninteresting browny sort of colour.

I have no accessories whatsoever, no necklace, bracelets, tatooes, a watch or skarfs etc, not even a man bag.


So I want to jazz myself up a bit......but honestly I have no fucking clue what to do!

How do I know what hairstyle would suit my face, and what clothers I SHOULD be wearing?

I've been given the advice to find my own style and see what works for me, well that's great if I HAD a sense of style to begin with

I really need the cool cats on this site, Mick and......well I guess just Mick to advise me.

Come on buddy, any ideas?

As far as fashion goes I am pretty much in the same boat as you I would suppose...if not for the fact my wife dresses me...Laugh all you want gent s but she knows more about that stuff then I do....If you have any female friends..(not even ones you are dating)...ask them...girls will dress you into what they think guys should look like....Just don't ask an ugly one who has scrub boyfriends.....

If it were up to me I would wear Old Navy farmer jeans and either a T-shirt or long sleeve shirt all the time...I can care less about fashion....Then again I am married and not looking for any lady friends so it doesn't really matter

[CutMeMick]

Bilbs,
Heres some brands to look into.

1921
True Religion
FCUK
Guess
Monarchy
D&G
Diesel
Aldo
Kenneth Cole
Express


Lyle brough up a very good point magazine. Most magazines do clothing wears for certain season look thruough it and do similar things to them but alternate to best suit you. For example if I see on the magazine dressed up but I notice he's wearing a turtle neck I'll change the turtle neck to a mock neck. Things like that....

Good luck.

[Kev]

Bilbs,
Heres some brands to look into.

1921
True Religion
FCUK
Guess
Monarchy
D&G
Diesel
Aldo
Kenneth Cole
Express


Lyle brough up a very good point magazine. Most magazines do clothing wears for certain season look thruough it and do similar things to them but alternate to best suit you. For example if I see on the magazine dressed up but I notice he's wearing a turtle neck I'll change the turtle neck to a mock neck. Things like that....

Good luck.

Cheers for the advice buddy, quite frankly you're the only person on here whose advice I would trust.

Most of the guys on here like they chose their outfits by covering themselves in glue and running into a charity shop, now I'm a pick up artist I can only roll with slicksters like yourself.

I need to accessorise I think. You have your trademaek shades, but also things like bracelets and necklaces, you know classic peacock plumage. I need some of that shit.

I'm going to start reading AskMen.com and other sites for advice I think.

[AdamGB]

Most of the guys on here like they chose their outfits by covering themselves in glue and running into a charity shop.

I think you're going a bit overboard here like Bilbo... Books obviously been a big influence because now you're either

a) Quoting what you read in it like it's the truth...
b) Speaking like the dick heeeed who wrote it...

How much Success's have you had with it? is it just because that one chick spoke to you in a bar or what?...

And this peacocking thing... it's like blokes with with shite 'wacky' hair... or who dress like dicks etc... it's to draw attention from their ugly faces...

If you're an ugly cunt and you can't talk for shit then you don't deserve woman anyway... :P

What happened to getting by on good lucks and not being an arsehole? From what I've heard all these books teach you is: Not to take yourself too seriously when talking to woman... not be an overnice creep.

Don't need a fucking novel to tell you that do you? takes a sentence

[CutMeMick]

Cheers for the advice buddy, quite frankly you're the only person on here whose advice I would trust.

Most of the guys on here like they chose their outfits by covering themselves in glue and running into a charity shop, now I'm a pick up artist I can only roll with slicksters like yourself.

I need to accessorise I think. You have your trademaek shades, but also things like bracelets and necklaces, you know classic peacock plumage. I need some of that shit.

I'm going to start reading AskMen.com and other sites for advice I think.

Well you also can't over accesorise... Too much wrist bands and or necklaces can make it loook bad...
You gotta know when a good necklace can go well with the shirt your wearing.
Also don't wear a watch in one hand and a bracelet in the other that looks shitty....

[AdamGB]

That's something I've always naturally felt... Dunno if it works for other people but try wearing like wrist bands or what ever on both wrists.

Just feels shite :P

[RP33]

you know.. what you should do is get one of those "livestrong" bracelets.. but get one that supports a specific cancer, so that if a girl asks what it says, you can be like "oh thats my breast cancer support bracelet"..

[Kev]

you know.. what you should do is get one of those "livestrong" bracelets.. but get one that supports a specific cancer, so that if a girl asks what it says, you can be like "oh thats my breast cancer support bracelet"..

Actually that's a neat idea. I am an ex cancer sufferer having had Hodgkins Disease for several years.

If I had a bracelet for that it would be a great way to immediately demonstrate how brave I was in the face of death and hit some serious DHV spikes

You definitely deserve some rep for that R2D whatever.

[RP33]

Bilbs,
Heres some brands to look into.

1921
True Religion
FCUK
Guess
Monarchy
D&G
Diesel
Aldo
Kenneth Cole
Express


Lyle brough up a very good point magazine. Most magazines do clothing wears for certain season look thruough it and do similar things to them but alternate to best suit you. For example if I see on the magazine dressed up but I notice he's wearing a turtle neck I'll change the turtle neck to a mock neck. Things like that....

Good luck.

Nice call Mick.. I have 3 pair of Diesel jeans and they're DAMN expensive.. i think the cheapest one was $190, but they're all killer.. I mean, i wouldn't spend that much money on something that wouldn't be distinctive.. Jeans can def make an outfit Bilbo, make sure they fit you correctly, and you could have a cheap ass $12 button down shirt and so long as it's the correct length you'll look like you knew what you were doing when you picked them out.