As you all know yer man Memphis got into a spot of bother going back some years for punching some useless cunt in the mouth and wound up in court.

My partner in crime at the time 'Gaz' (says it all really ) turns up to court looking like Don Johnson. I swear to god, he turns up in a peach jacket with black slacks and a blindingly white T-Shirt. I didnt check but Im sure he had no socks on.

Bilbo at the end of the day you've got to see something, like it, try it on, if you still like it, buy it. Its OK sticking with designer names but that doesnt guarantee you wont look a cunt. Take a woman with you to buy clothes

Dont wear a bracelet mate, please.