I think you're going a bit overboard here like Bilbo... Books obviously been a big influence because now you're either
a) Quoting what you read in it like it's the truth...
b) Speaking like the dick heeeed who wrote it...
How much Success's have you had with it? is it just because that one chick spoke to you in a bar or what?...
And this peacocking thing... it's like blokes with with shite 'wacky' hair... or who dress like dicks etc... it's to draw attention from their ugly faces...
If you're an ugly cunt and you can't talk for shit then you don't deserve woman anyway... :P
What happened to getting by on good lucks and not being an arsehole? From what I've heard all these books teach you is: Not to take yourself too seriously when talking to woman... not be an overnice creep.
Don't need a fucking novel to tell you that do you? takes a sentence![]()
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