Ahh buddy that's awesome, that's just the sort of peacock accessory I need.

A Laser Watch

Seriously the Prague girls will be all over me, I'll just point my laser watch at them and they will come over. I'll tell the story of my cancer bracelet to demonstrate bravery in the face of danger and then tell them they are losing my interest and roll off.

They will 'naturally' seek to re-engage me and then I can say 'I hate you! Come here your adorable!' the classic neg compliment used by Mystery the King of Pick Up.

Man I can't wait fot this trip, now where I can get such a cool watch?

Also I think I'll take a toy gun, after all it's worked for Violent D right