Quote Originally Posted by bilbo View Post
Well I guess at least you don't wake up alone. You doubtless have a poster of Wladdy that you sleep with with whom to share your proud standing soldier with.
.....I actually have a decapitated hobbit's head that I skull fuck










HAHAHAHA....nah, I'm just joking....and then this would be the part where I throw a "yo mama" joke out there but that's tired.