Say what you want about the man... but he is the Greatest Promotor ever, and when he is on form, he is very witty.

"I can't believe that having said what I said was interpreted as having been what I said when I said it, because I said it where I said it, when I said it, and who I said it to."

"If you cast your bread upon the water and you have faith, you'll get back cash. If you don't have faith, you'll get soggy bread!"

"Mike Tyson has been given every penny he has coming"