I want to become a master of the paranormal

[El Kabong]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoygH4h45jM&NR


Psychic Sandra seems like your kind of gal

[Kev]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoygH4h45jM&NR

Psychic Sandra seems like your kind of gal

ha he was hilarious, great routine

[Andre]

That was great Lyle thanks for the reminder ,we saw him once in Melbourne years ago,reps are slow fuckers arnt they! how long till you can repeat an action in here

[JT Rock]

physic powers are real, most of us only know the very basics though. Such as knowing when someone is upset without facial expression, knowing someone is lying or being fake, knowing when someone may be harm at what he/she is doing etc things like that. We have many sense, our brains are nearly there. The bad thing is most of us are not yet ready for it and thinks its something too unusual for a human being.In that case, most of us deny it and it results in all of us failing to obtain a more advance sense. A few may have flirted with a higer level but for those few it is difficult to harness more energy or sense when mankind is still denying the possibilities.

I've had experience with paranormal things. I use to have high fevers and convulsions as a kid. I actually almost went mental or retarded. My first experience came when my mother, who was a volunteer at our local church took me to a priest. From then on all i can remember was being told I would recover and everything would be fine. Little did I know I was put to sleep and the story was, the person that told me I'd be fine wasn't the priest or anybody around physically. It may have just been a dream, but that voice spoke to me like a father that never kept his eyes off me. I would later tell my mother of my experience, she ofcourse as a catholic would tell me it was GOD. That spoke to me.

Another experience I have are loud noises and glipse of things. I have recover but about once a year I would be overwhelm by some kind of noise and random glipse I see with an open eye. As a kid I would cry these away because they scared me. I can remember this huge bolder appearing to come at me non stop and a place burning with full of people screaming. for years i tried to keep this from everyone fearing everyone would think im crazy and begin to doubt I had really recover. I didn't want to get sent away so I kept it to myself for as long as possible. Well by 10 years old I just had to tell someone, and my family was very supportive and would help me get through them. the paranormal thing about these images is that I've been able to tap into a different league of sense. There was this one time when I had just woken up I was about 11 at the time. My mother leaves for work at 3pm i woke up about 3:20pm. I awake to that overwhelming sense I get with the noise, huge bolder and random images. I get up trying to fend it off, my sister notices me. She kept asking what was wrong but I rush off screaming where is mama. She tells me she had already left for work. I then told her for some reason she was on her way back. At this time me and my sister was standing infront of our house next to the gates and after a few minutes, after my sister had failed to get me back into the house. My mother arrives back, she had forgotten something and i didn't think much of this at the time. I just knew she was on her way back. My sister was ofcourse shocked. I've had things like this happen to me a few times throughout my boyhood.

One more thing I want to share. i don't know if any of you guys ever been asleep but aware of your surroundings. I've experience not being able to wake up and it felt like my body was paralized. I use to have to fend these off a lot. the only think I could move were my teeth and I would keep trying to move them til I could finally move the rest of my body. Anyways, I once had this dream. I was in this place I can't really explain. At first I just thought it was just another dream. I can control my dreams most of the times but this one was different. I was confronted by these people asking for my help. I told them, why can't I leave this dream. I want to go somewhere else. They told me I need to help them first, not in a forceful way though. I had no choice so i stayed and help. So I did manage to help these people somehow and then they told me I can now awake. I then did. another dream I had was in this hill or some kind of edge meeting a men who I could feel was very powerful. I would often get this dream, meeting this person but I would never remember what we spoke about. One of the weirdest dream I had was this one time, I was inside my 5th grade class. Everything felt normal but then I started to feel something unusual so i thought I'd go to the little sink and mirror we had in a little room inside class. I washed my face I think, and as I look in the mirror I could see my hair growing up similar to jesus hair. I know that sounds crazy but i swear on everything Im not lying. Dreams may not or may mean something, Im still waiting what everything has meant. sometimes though living and staying busy with work and other reality things, it feels like I lose these sense or paranormal things. I feel like I begin to become more normal when Im like a robot like everyone else in the big city.

Any of you guys have experience like this too? probubly not huh, maybe im just retarded

I have been pinned down and paralyzed like you too and have had my voice stifled like the girl floating at the end of Titanic but soon as I am able to speak or utter anything it takes all my energy but I say "JEHOVAH" " JEHOVAH" and no sooner do I utter gods name I get released and the force that was taunting me runs away scared like a thief in the night like the coward it is, I feel angry since I feel like I am being picked on like a bully and I cant fight back, I wish I could spit in its face and kick its azz but its not my battle but god who watches over and protects me..

I have excellent dream control and can most of the time wake myself up or regain total concious or wits when I get that feeling again.. I am very sensitive to that stuff but I shut it out and ignore and use my strong will to counter it.. I dont put any energy into that world as though I feel you shouldnt mix company if you want to keep harmony and peace in your life.. You do your thing and they can do theirs somewere away from me

[Douglas]

Although I've never had anything supernatural happen when it comes to dreams, in the past when I was a smaller kid whenever I'd dream something, there would be these puddles on the ground. But they were puddles that LOOKED like the reflection of the sky off the water, but it wasn't water, it was an actual sky. And if I jumped down in them, I INSTANTLY WOKE UP. A lot of times in the dream, I actually KNEW I was dreaming, and if I jumped in one of those puddles, I would instantly awake. And I would intentionally jump in it, and sure enough, I would instantly wake up!

Don't know if that's ordinary, being able to perform a certain action in a dream and have control of whether I wake up or not... I haven't had one of those dreams in a long time though.

[Douglas]

I've also had another weird thing happen regarding dreams.

Has there ever been a girl (wife, girlfriend, crush, etc.) who had nice long hair? But then, she gets it cut, or gets another hairdue, and she doesn't look anywhere near as attractive as she did before?

Well, I dreampt one that a girl I had a crush on had gotten her hair cut really short. Went to school the very next day to find out my DREAM HAD COME TRUE.

Nothing really out of the ordinary, perhaps just an odd coincidence.

[Dizaster]

LOL, indeed our paths are similar at the moment..

I'll see what i've had a look for, but the best thing I did was register to this UK magic website... It's a little like Saddo's in that different area's of the forum open up as you get more posts, because they don't like sharing their realllly good magic with just anyone..
But generally the main forum has tonnes of impressive stuff including information, product reviews, descriptions of tricks, a lot of ESP/Mentalism magic (Mentalism is the mind reading/mind tricks part of magic which is really interesting.. I'll upload an e-book i've got on it soon)..

I'll see if i've got the magic website bookmarked, but it was a great resource..

The best product i've found is this massively powerful magnet that is relatively small for it's powerfulness, and it can get strapped under your sleeve to your arm, or on your thigh or ankle,, and it's powerful enough to move things through tables or from far away if angled right...

I was thinking of using this at work... Not to actually SHOW anyone that I can do "MAGIC",,, but just like, if I see someone looking at me or whatever, i'll pretend I haven't seen them, and use the magnet under the table to like, make my pen fly into my hand.. Or like, hold my hand open on the table aimed at my stapler, then drag that f'ker into my open hand..... And do it as if I think no one is watching me and I just used my 'secret' mind power to move things around without having to use my hands... It'll totally freak people out!! If I say, "watch I can do magic, they'll automatically be trying to think how I did it"... But doing it the way I though, it could seriously freak people out...

You could come up with something like that to do in a bookstore or something and just have some really hot girl see you do it out of the corner of her eye or something... Strap another magnet to the bottom of a coffee mug, then drag it into your hand (with your mind) and sip it like it's just an every day thing...

[Dizaster]

Also, Mystery's one where you go "pick a number between 1 and 4" and with your hands you make hand gestures at "1" and "4" then click between them at around where "3" would be,,, then read her mind and say "3"..

Well don't just guess 3, pretend you have to actually "read" her to get the answer... Like, say, "just look up for a second",,, think,, then "can you look to the left,,, now right,,, back up again",,, ummm, is it 3

Then do the same with the "1 to 10" with the "7"... Make her look different directions or whatever, just something that looks like you have to analyze her to get the answer out of her head...


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Another way I thought of making this REALLY good is to
1. Do the 1 to 4 trick with her, guess it right - 3... Then write on a small bit of paper "3" in the top half... Show her, fold it up and put it in your pocket...
2. Do the trick again with 1 to 10, guessing 7... Take another small bit of paper out, write the 10 on the bottom half, take the 3 one out of your pocket, fold or screw them both up together... Then light them on fire or something, or put them into your "magic matchbox" or something like that...
3. Put the matchbox in your pocket, or the ash of the paper in your pocket and say, on the count of 3, these 2 peices of paper will be repaired and joined into 1 with both numbers on it... count to 3, then pull out a blank peice of paper... she's be like, oh, that's gay! then so oh wait, I think you shoudl check your handbag,,,, then when she does she'll find a peice of paper in their with 3 and 7 written on it!
which you of course, put their right at the start or even 10 minutes before doing the trick, because you knew she was going to say 3 & 7 already!...

I just made this up but if you can get creative you can change it around and make it really seem awesome..

Something that might add to it is not even guess the numbers right.... say "2", then when she says, no it's "3", be like, oh darn I got it wrong... But then write the 3 on the paper.... So the second half of the trick is still right where she finds the paper somewhere totally amazing without any way of you being able to put it there after learning her numbers...

Hope any of that makes sense...

[Dizaster]

Hey Bilb...

I'm going to go on a massive upload spree and upload as much of my pick up collection as possible incase anyone else wants to get into it and i'll also be able to trade links with other guys that way.. You can grab some of my stuff as well.

I'm wondering if I should upload to Rapidshare or Megaupload??

My Megaupload account has expired and I still have forever left on my Rapidshare account,,,, but I know all the fights on here are on Megaupload so maybe I should renew that membership and stick all my stuff in the file sharing board??

Which would you upload to?

[Kev]

Hey Bilb...

I'm going to go on a massive upload spree and upload as much of my pick up collection as possible incase anyone else wants to get into it and i'll also be able to trade links with other guys that way.. You can grab some of my stuff as well.

I'm wondering if I should upload to Rapidshare or Megaupload??

My Megaupload account has expired and I still have forever left on my Rapidshare account,,,, but I know all the fights on here are on Megaupload so maybe I should renew that membership and stick all my stuff in the file sharing board??

Which would you upload to?

Definitely rapidshare buddy as that's all I have a membership to.

Seriously, the other's may have mocked me (well aprt from the likes of Rains and JT Rock who have actually demonstrated they are even weirder) but I knew you'd also be walking the path of using the dark arts seductions.

Let the other's live in darkness I say, we are trailblazers who see the new reality and it's full of hot babes who idolise us for our powers!

[Dizaster]

In a few months when we each have a running photo diary of our nightly escapades, there may be a few more that will take notice

[Kev]

In a few months when we each have a running photo diary of our nightly escapades, there may be a few more that will take notice

haha we can post videos of our conquests. I'm going out in about 30 minutes for an all day and all night session.

I expect to be on form

[Julius Rain]

here you go bilbo, you know wlady is a ladies man right? plus he knows magic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lspiGrx2rJo

[Cortez The Killer]

I'm thinking this will really improve my game and send me on the way to becoming a MPUA.

I want to learn a few basic paranormal skills, nothing too outrageous, just things like levitating a beer glass, reading a girls mind etc.

I'm making an assumption here but I'm guessing Dizaster has already walked this path before me and will have links to a bunch of ebooks and vids to start me on my way.

What say you buddy, do you have anything?

If you want to read a girls mind, just walk up to her and say "You think I'm a creep, don't you?"

And she will tell you that you read her mind

Then she will levitate the beer glass for you, onto your shirt.