Two monkeys marry in India

[Andre]

Drove past a reseraunt last night called "curry muchers" great name.
wonder if anyone takes offence?

[Douglas]

There used to be a guy in one of my school classes named Harry Balls. (Yes, that was his real name).

[Cortez The Killer]

This reminds me of a funny video I came across when I was searching for monkey sex the other night

http://youtube.com/watch?v=13YtT5RElwo

[Kev]

There used to be a guy in one of my school classes named Harry Balls. (Yes, that was his real name).

I know him, he married a girl who used to live near me, Pat Mycoch, nice girl

[Cortez The Killer]

There used to be a guy in one of my school classes named Harry Balls. (Yes, that was his real name).

There was a Mike Hawk in my school. He was a trouble maker too, every morning "My Cock" would have to report to the front office

[CutMeMick]

The funniest Munky video I've seen someone posted it on here it was 2 or 1 monkey fucking around with a Tiger. They would pull it's tail and ears and just taking the piss with it. Fucken Tiger was pissed off and but was too slow to catch the fast and witty Munky.
Fucken classic.

[Dizaster]

I got an e-mail at work today from someone by the name of "Ramya Kanti" Originally I only laughed at the Ramya part,,, but quickly noticed the last name fitted into the mix quite nicely as well... The main point though is that 95% of my clients that I have to talk to daily, can BARELY understand me, and I can BARELY understand them, because they are freakin indian and don't speak English properly (properly is a HUGE understatment)... 95% of the companies!!!! I can't stand having to spend 10 minutes explaining something to someone that would take 15 seconds if they were English (Australian)... Even after 10 minutes, I realise they are never actually going to GET IT and I have to settle for them only HALF knowing what the f'k is going on... I deserve a pay rise..

Back on the original topic though, I heard on the radio about a year ago that a lady legally married a dolphin...

[Dizaster]

What do you know, I found the link for it... I thought I imagined it for a minute..

Kind of feel sorry for her if this is her only option.

Eccentric Brit lady marries a Dolphin | IndiaSphere

[Dizaster]

There was a Mike Hawk in my school. He was a trouble maker too, every morning "My Cock" would have to report to the front office

He's a perfect match for one of my friends, Mike Hunt

[Andre]

My misses went school with a Kerry hunt.