Two monkeys marry in India

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I got an e-mail at work today from someone by the name of "Ramya Kanti" Originally I only laughed at the Ramya part,,, but quickly noticed the last name fitted into the mix quite nicely as well... The main point though is that 95% of my clients that I have to talk to daily, can BARELY understand me, and I can BARELY understand them, because they are freakin indian and don't speak English properly (properly is a HUGE understatment)... 95% of the companies!!!! I can't stand having to spend 10 minutes explaining something to someone that would take 15 seconds if they were English (Australian)... Even after 10 minutes, I realise they are never actually going to GET IT and I have to settle for them only HALF knowing what the f'k is going on... I deserve a pay rise..

Back on the original topic though, I heard on the radio about a year ago that a lady legally married a dolphin...

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What do you know, I found the link for it... I thought I imagined it for a minute..

Kind of feel sorry for her if this is her only option.

Eccentric Brit lady marries a Dolphin | IndiaSphere