Quote Originally Posted by Violent Demise View Post
Teddy, shut the fuck up with all this car talk
The only analogy I havn't heard Teddy use yet is a lovemaking one.

How long before he tells us that one fighter's pawings are like the gentle caresses of a man to his lovers labias but that the girl is in a horny mood and doesn't want to treated gently.

No she wants to be rammed and this fighter needs to ram his jab into his opponent. Imagine he's a drunken stripper slut who wants to be rammed repeatedly and hard by a real man.

What am I thinking, he's bound to have used it already