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    Default Re: Sparring a hooker

    Offer her a cigarette after you've done the deed (but before paying her) ... when she opens her mouth to put the cigarette in, punch her with everything you've got on the point of her chin, and I guarantee you'll beak her jaw. You can then run away without paying.
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    Use protection.

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    Offer her a cigarette after you've done the deed (but before paying her) ... when she opens her mouth to put the cigarette in, punch her with everything you've got on the point of her chin, and I guarantee you'll beak her jaw. You can then run away without paying.
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    You should be able to pay her to lose really.

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    Seriously....use the 1-2 it puts distance between you and the other guy.

    Hookers usually lean forward a bit so also use the uppercut but DO NOT throw with the hand you block his bread and butter punch with.

    Watch Lewis-Tyson or Lewis-Tua and follow those examples

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    Match, was the origanal wit on this he got the R
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    Default Re: Sparring a hooker

    Quote Originally Posted by Lyle View Post
    Seriously....use the 1-2 it puts distance between you and the other guy.

    Hookers usually lean forward a bit so also use the uppercut but DO NOT throw with the hand you block his bread and butter punch with.

    Watch Lewis-Tyson or Lewis-Tua and follow those examples
    Thanks for a serious reponse to my poorly worded thread...Sound advice about using upper cuts. I sparred with a different guy today who is leans forward often. He's way better than me, but I was able to land a few nice uppercuts. Not much else, though. I did pull off the old roll/slip the cross and bang my own hook to the body a couple times.

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    Hope you get your game going!

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    Default Re: Sparring a hooker

    Not to be a party pooper lads but keep the spammy posts down please... we've got 3 other boards for that sort of thing!

    The lad wants to know tactics he can use against a hooker... not how not to get them pregant!

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