Were any you Brits hit by quake on Wednesday?

[CFH]

Yeah but just think if everybody decided to that we'd be a completely overcrowded cess pit of human cattle, herded into tiny blocks, sky high to fit us all in.

The sheer weight of human mass would probably be so great that poor little old England would probably collapse in on itself and sink into the ground taking us all with it down to the depths of hell.

Best you guys went and left us in a nice cheery, safe and comfortable little land.

Yeah, I'm amazed it didn't sink after we sent all that equipment and all those troops over there to fight the Nazi's for you.

[Kev]

Yeah, I'm amazed it didn't sink after we sent all that equipment and all those troops over there to fight the Nazi's for you.

Lol although we had pretty much stripped our land bare in that war. Any men over 16 and under 75 were out fighting the Germans. And when we had run out of weapons and tanks we were sending out anything made of metal to fight the Nazi's with.

Pots, pans, garden equipment, tables, bathtubs and sinks. All of it was being launched south across the sea. We were making vegetable bombs and hurling cattle across the channel, whilst you guys were taking a leisurely breakfast.

[Ghost]

You can not out run mother nature.Nor out think her.

Excuse my language but "Katrina" was a Inbred motherless kunt of a Storm.The most stressing part is seeing the buildup in the media......You know It's coming and growing........But there is not s!!! you can do except RUUUN the opposite direction. Sitting through that was what my father used to call "The Pucker Factor" ..........

Been there, Done that.... Went thru Andrew

[CFH]

Lol although we had pretty much stripped our land bare in that war. Any men over 16 and under 75 were out fighting the Germans. And when we had run out of weapons and tanks we were sending out anything made of metal to fight the Nazi's with.

Pots, pans, garden equipment, tables, bathtubs and sinks. All of it was being launched south across the sea. We were making vegetable bombs and hurling cattle across the channel, whilst you guys were taking a leisurely breakfast.

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[katfight]

i am officially an earth quake survivor, although while it was happening i thought it was a ghost

i was too scared to even get out of bed and get my mobile(to call the ghost busters obviously)
until i heard man across the road shouting
what the fuck was that ? then i knew it was an earthquake so i jumped outta bed opened the window and had a conversation about it ]
then i phoned everyone who i know who lives in a 5 mile radius of me saying did u feel that ?
those who didnt were a bit pissed off but hey

[Ghost]

i am officially an earth quake survivor, although while it was happening i thought it was a ghost

Can not say for sure, but don't think I have been in you neck of the woods.

[USA LOVES THE KLITSCHKOS]

Trust me any quakes we have in the UK are just a laughable embarrassment compared to yours.

If youre earthquakes are the equivilant of mile high rollercoasters with limitless loops, twists and gravity defying drops our quakes are a pleasant gentle ride on the teacups with your baby.

Even flowers survive our hurricanes and if we had volcano's old people would bathe in the 'lava' pools to open their pores.

We are shit at natural disasters

What about tornadoes,do you get any of those?

[Kev]

What about tornadoes,do you get any of those?

haha hehehe lol err no. We get wind gusts.

Kite flying weather is about as dramatic as it gets for us.

What's funny though is how under prepared we are for any natural weather disasters.

A couple days of rain and a Welsh village will get completely wiped out.

Every autumn trains get delayed and sometimes even cancelled because of leaves on the track.

Two or more consecutive days of sunshine and we have national hose pipe bans and have to share baths.

A night of snow will grind any UK city to a halt forcing schools, businesses and even hosptitals to close.

If we had your weather for just one month I think that would be enough to completely destroy the entire UK infrastructure and you Americans would have to come over and save us.

We are the worst nation at coping with bad weather in the world.