6 questions 6 answers

[katfight]

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take
your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEYGET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: I don't know, possibly for attaching guns like in Austin Powers.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: Probably a kiss smelling of cigarette smoke and strong beer at a barbacue

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Tip them out of their container into a mates back seat...it's been done.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: I presume because there is no fury like a womens temper.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEYGET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: I had one theory but may get in trouble for saying...

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A: Sleeping with a girl only to be told "your brothers better" LoL

[:::PSL:::]

lmfao!

The 5th one is the best.

[Dark Lord Al]

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take
your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEYGET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

All quality Kat

[Baby-Faced-Assassin]

lmao
very good

[Julius Rain]

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: Julius Rain

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: Julius Rain's specialty.
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Worship them cause they were used by.....Julius Rain.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because Julius Rain loves his ladies like a storm. Natural, causes attention and untamed.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they can't believe Julius Rain just slept with them.

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A: When they can't make their women scream out Julius Rain in bed.

[CutMeMick]

Good stuff Kat...
Thanks for the laugh.