Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: Julius Rain

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: Julius Rain's specialty.
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Worship them cause they were used by.....Julius Rain.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because Julius Rain loves his ladies like a storm. Natural, causes attention and untamed.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they can't believe Julius Rain just slept with them.

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Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A: When they can't make their women scream out Julius Rain in bed.