Cleaning Question - Exciting, I know...

[CFH]

Ok maybe I'm being a little clueless here but how is it even possible to piss on the underside of a toilet seat?

You do know you are supposed to aim down into the bowl right?

I didn't piss on the underside goddamnit, its from when you flush the toilet, it sprays upwards.

[Kirkland Laing]

There are five people reading a thread about cleaning piss off a toilet seat.

[Kev]

There are five people reading a thread about cleaning piss off a toilet seat.

haha you actually made me snort with laughter then.

[CutMeMick]

Ajax and Bleach will do the trick.

[Kirkland Laing]

There needs to be a laughing smilie option.

[BoxingGorilla]

Try pissing on a rag and using that, CFH.

Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire.

[luvfightgame]

Funny thread.

For the seat you are better off getting a new one. But for the bowl you should get a pumice stone. Especially if you are trying to use biodegradable products. A pumice stone will get the hardwater stains off and there isn't a bio cleaning product that will. Get it from a pool supply store. It will last years.

[katfight]

There are five people reading a thread about cleaning piss off a toilet seat.

and then going off to check the underside of thier toilet for piss stains



if you haven't brought a new seat yet mix sugar and fresh squeezed lemon juice put in on like a paste leave it for a while then scrub thats nice and new age too


oh and by the way if u went with the bleach all that has done is stain the piss white not take it off sorry lollollololololololololol hahahaha

[Andre]

Cuttle fish off the beach ,remove the shell, the soft part removes most stuff without harsh scratching, you can dip in bleach.
This even gets paint spots off soft marble without scratching and cleans and polishes burnt steel pots too.
(ITs an old stonemasons proceedure).

[Kev]

Cuttle fish off the beach ,remove the shell, the soft part removes most stuff without harsh scratching, you can dip in bleach.
This even gets paint spots off soft marble without scratching and cleans and polishes burnt steel pots too.
(ITs an old stonemasons proceedure).

lol you definitely earnt some rep for the best and most bizarre solution yet!

Some might feel that a trip to the beach, the hiring of a boat and the hours required to catch one might mean it would be easier to just buy a new seat but full marks for ingenuity

[CFH]

Cuttle fish off the beach ,remove the shell, the soft part removes most stuff without harsh scratching, you can dip in bleach.
This even gets paint spots off soft marble without scratching and cleans and polishes burnt steel pots too.
(ITs an old stonemasons proceedure).

lol you definitely earnt some rep for the best and most bizarre solution yet!

Some might feel that a trip to the beach, the hiring of a boat and the hours required to catch one might mean it would be easier to just buy a new seat but full marks for ingenuity

lmao

[Andre]

Dont hundreds of dead ones float up your beaches like they do here?

[Diane]

OMG, I am so glad I decided to read this thread, after working an 11 hour day, it was great to find a thread that made me laugh so much. I needed this, thanks guys!!

Oh by the way, try bleach, if that doesn't work, spend the $15 and get a new one.

Oh, and I'm glad to hear that your girl takes care of you.

[CFH]

OMG, I am so glad I decided to read this thread, after working an 11 hour day, it was great to find a thread that made me laugh so much. I needed this, thanks guys!!

Oh by the way, try bleach, if that doesn't work, spend the $15 and get a new one.

Oh, and I'm glad to hear that your girl takes care of you.

Well, she wouldn't be much of a girlfriend if she didn't.

I've pretty much given up cleaning the bottom of the seat at this point, in a few days there's probably going to be a thread on here from a frusterated CFH asking how to attach a new seat.