More Questions from X

[Andre]

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics? Not sure. Mom always drops me off near the main gate.

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? -2


Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Pumpernickel cooks slower because it's black to start with.

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? The light would bust from the cold.



Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? To give you time to check for tail grout.








Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Yes

humour and lateral thinking.

My favorite mixture.