More Questions from X

**Andre** · 03-14-2008 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics? Not sure. Mom always drops me off near the main gate.

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? -2

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Pumpernickel cooks slower because it's black to start with.

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? The light would bust from the cold.

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? To give you time to check for tail grout.

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Yes

humour and

lateral thinking.

My favorite mixture.

X · 03-16-2008 07:55 PM

The Welsh mining industry looks set for a come-back......

Apparently they've found some copper in Snowdonia.

**Douglas** · 03-16-2008 11:40 PM

Actually, with the satellite remotes, it really does help to press harder on the buttons when the batteries are low so the channel will still change. 'Course when they run out completely you can mash them with a hammer and it will do no good.

**Douglas** · 03-16-2008 11:41 PM

BTW I never actually realized Little Star and the Alphabet song had the same tune!! A lot of those songs are like that.

**Dizaster** · 03-18-2008 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by Clubber

Actually, with the satellite remotes, it really does help to press harder on the buttons when the batteries are low so the channel will still change. 'Course when they run out completely you can mash them with a hammer and it will do no good.

With mine I do have to press harder when the batteries are low as there is a tiny tiny hairline crack in the circuit board going over one of the metal lines.. When the batteries are new, somehow the electrical signal jumps over the tiny tiny tiny gap, but when they start to get low, I have to press the button down hard so the circuit board bends and the 2 signals sides touch and the signal can go through..
But that's kind of special circumstances.