Shannon Matthews rescued!

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Following the success of the West Yorkshire Police in finding Shannon Matthews, the Portuguese Police have gone back to the McCanns villa to look under the bed

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Whats the difference between Madeline McCann and Shannon Matthews?

People actually wanted Madeline to be found.

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Shannon Matthews has been found alive and unharmed.

Thank goodness she was too ugly to molest.

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I was reading about Shannon Matthews' mum earlier today, that she's got 7 kids by 5 different fathers. Personally, i think that's fucking disgusting...

I mean what man would want to shag her twice??

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Shannon Matthews, the first Madeleine McCann tribute act.

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Shannon Matthews parents are happy that their daughter has been found safe.......

But on the other hand they are sad they hadn't managed to raise the £300,000 they wanted for a nice new house, boat and holiday.

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Shannon Matthews has been found safe and well. Her first words were, "Have Newcastle won yet?" "Fuck off," replies the copper, "You've only been missing a month..."