Shannon Matthews, the first Madeleine McCann tribute act.
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Shannon Matthews, the first Madeleine McCann tribute act.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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Shannon Matthews parents are happy that their daughter has been found safe.......
But on the other hand they are sad they hadn't managed to raise the Ł300,000 they wanted for a nice new house, boat and holiday.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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Shannon Matthews has been found safe and well. Her first words were, "Have Newcastle won yet?" "Fuck off," replies the copper, "You've only been missing a month..."
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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Statement from Shannon Matthews Grandparents:
"yes we saw something under the bed - we just thought the ugly thing was a rat"
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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Shannon Matthews will have had all her self esteem and confidence destroyed by the events of the last three weeks. She couldnt even get a shag off a paedophile !
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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Now that Shannon Matthews has been found,
Police have started issuing raffle tickets to find her dad
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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Shannon Matthews mother gave her the pet name Bullseye.
When she conceived half the blokes in Dewsbury had a shot at it.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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