Shannon Matthews rescued!

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Shannon Matthews has been found safe and well. Her first words were, "Have Newcastle won yet?" "Fuck off," replies the copper, "You've only been missing a month..."

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Statement from Shannon Matthews Grandparents:

"yes we saw something under the bed - we just thought the ugly thing was a rat"

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Shannon Matthews will have had all her self esteem and confidence destroyed by the events of the last three weeks. She couldnt even get a shag off a paedophile !

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Now that Shannon Matthews has been found,
Police have started issuing raffle tickets to find her dad

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Shannon Matthews mother gave her the pet name Bullseye.


When she conceived half the blokes in Dewsbury had a shot at it.

[Kev]

I don't think jokes about child sex abuse are actually funny. Judging by the complete lack of responses I'm guessing neither does anybody else.

Jeremy Beadle, terrorism, religion and practically anything else is fine with me but I don't find this stuff funny at all

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Sorry you feel like that but a sick joke is a sick joke is a sick joke .... once you start trying to define which ones are allowable, you're always going to be wrong because someone else will have a different grading system to you. Once paramters are defined, there is no such thing as a sick joke.