Shannon Matthews rescued!

[X]

Shannon Matthews mother gave her the pet name Bullseye.


When she conceived half the blokes in Dewsbury had a shot at it.

[Kev]

I don't think jokes about child sex abuse are actually funny. Judging by the complete lack of responses I'm guessing neither does anybody else.

Jeremy Beadle, terrorism, religion and practically anything else is fine with me but I don't find this stuff funny at all

[X]

Sorry you feel like that but a sick joke is a sick joke is a sick joke .... once you start trying to define which ones are allowable, you're always going to be wrong because someone else will have a different grading system to you. Once paramters are defined, there is no such thing as a sick joke.

[Kev]

Sorry you feel like that but a sick joke is a sick joke is a sick joke .... once you start trying to define which ones are allowable, you're always going to be wrong because someone else will have a different grading system to you. Once paramters are defined, there is no such thing as a sick joke.

I didn't say these jokes wern't allowable, I just said they wern't funny

As for parameters and being right or wrong, again you can be right but still not funny.

I enjoy all of your other stuff, just jokes about abused or feared murdured kids is not something that makes me laugh.

Now Jeremy Beadle or suicide bombers on the other hand........

[X]

I bloody knew there was something dodgy about that family (allegedly)

[Kev]

I bloody knew there was something dodgy about that family (allegedly)

Yeah the whole story just gets weirder and weirder

I know they've arrested her mother now, do they think she made the whole thing up? And what for, what could they stand to gain from pretending their daughter was kidnapped?

Whole story is fucking bizarre

[X]

I'll tell you what happened .... they are thick inbred, yet oddly greedy, scum and were sat in their house watching about the Madeline McCann fund.

She thought to herself 'I'll have some of that'.

I have been told by a senior copper that the Matthews family sent a lawyer round to contact the McCann fund the very day after they reported Shannon missing.

They had better hope they don't get jail time .... because they are dead in there (as well as on their estate)

I see them getting new identities just like the Soham killer's girlfriend had to.

Shame the mother is so pig ugly she'd be recognised anywhere. I mean, I bet she even has to get her vibrator pissed!!

[X]

So, i was at a bar last night and i saw Karen Matthews.
She was so ugly, she spiked her own drink

[X]

I see that a man from Austria had locked his daughter in his cellar for 24 years.

If only Karen Matthews could've thought of that.

[X]

Just when you thought that Maddie had pissed the International Hide and Seek championship, a bloody Austrian romps away with the title with 24 years.

[X]

spare a thought for Shannon Mathews and her family today.......they are still writing out their Fathers Day cards....

[Von Milash]

so the mother was in on her kidnapping? ie, they had their daughter kidnapped to get a ransom?