Saddo's Bar & Gentlemens Club.

[JT Rock]

Lederhosen?... You faig!

Sorry man I dont understand nor do I speak fluent idiot, like you do

Yes you do... Don't try to look good in front of Missy


JT... The songs over you're up.


::: JT TO THE STAGE PLEASE :::

well some one has to MC this mutherfuker....

Coming to the stage all the way from P Town and Boston....... YOUR FAVORITE LEATHERD MOUSKETEER, NOT TO BE CONFUSED AS PETER MANFREDO BUT ITS RITA CANFREDO.... WHAT A KNOCK OUT

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Sorry man I dont understand nor do I speak fluent idiot, like you do

Yes you do... Don't try to look good in front of Missy


JT... The songs over you're up.


::: JT TO THE STAGE PLEASE :::

well some one has to MC this mutherfuker....

Coming to the stage all the way from P Town and Boston....... YOUR FAVORITE LEATHERD MOUSKETEER, NOT TO BE CONFUSED AS PETER MANFREDO BUT ITS RITA CANFREDO.... WHAT A KNOCK OUT

She... ummm... He... ummm... looks fantastic...

Jesus Christ, JT, are you wearing red pumps aswell? We've talked about this... Just cuz Lacy wears them doesn't mean you have to.

If all the kids were jumping off a bridge... Let me start that again... If all the kids had lost all the power in there left arm would you?

Who books the shitty entertainment in here?

[JT Rock]

Yes you do... Don't try to look good in front of Missy


JT... The songs over you're up.


::: JT TO THE STAGE PLEASE :::

well some one has to MC this mutherfuker....

Coming to the stage all the way from P Town and Boston....... YOUR FAVORITE LEATHERD MOUSKETEER, NOT TO BE CONFUSED AS PETER MANFREDO BUT ITS RITA CANFREDO.... WHAT A KNOCK OUT

She... ummm... He... ummm... looks fantastic...

Jesus Christ, JT, are you wearing red pumps aswell? We've talked about this... Just cuz Lacy wears them doesn't mean you have to.

If all the kids were jumping off a bridge... Let me start that again... If all the kids had lost all the power in there left arm would you?

Who books the shitty entertainment in here?

sorry man no ones likes a rip off artist... get your own shit instead of piggybacking off mine

just a little friendly career advice thats all, maybe then you'll get promoted from my court jesture to my cleaning lady

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

well some one has to MC this mutherfuker....

Coming to the stage all the way from P Town and Boston....... YOUR FAVORITE LEATHERD MOUSKETEER, NOT TO BE CONFUSED AS PETER MANFREDO BUT ITS RITA CANFREDO.... WHAT A KNOCK OUT

She... ummm... He... ummm... looks fantastic...

Jesus Christ, JT, are you wearing red pumps aswell? We've talked about this... Just cuz Lacy wears them doesn't mean you have to.

If all the kids were jumping off a bridge... Let me start that again... If all the kids had lost all the power in there left arm would you?

Who books the shitty entertainment in here?

sorry man no ones likes a rip off artist... get your own shit instead of piggybacking off mine

just a little friendly career advice thats all, maybe then you'll get promoted from my court jesture to my cleaning lady

If your shit was funny I'd piggyback off it more often...

Don't get all tense. I've got a lot of shit in my bag full of awsome, don't you worry!

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

alright, I'll be back for a drink later... I gotta do some work. JT, get your hand off of VD's leg... He looks uncomfortable... Until later

[JT Rock]

The only thing me a VD got our hands on our Heaters as head of security we reserve the right to bounce your goofy ass out of here this is a straight bar, I no times are rough for ya but we catch you blowing dudes in the bathroom again we are gonna kick your ass

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

The only thing me a VD got our hands on our Heaters as head of security we reserve the right to bounce your goofy ass out of here this is a straight bar, I no times are rough for ya but we catch you blowing dudes in the bathroom again we are gonna kick your ass

This is bull shit... Are you mistaking me for that Baller kid again? Look, the last time this happened he was getting Bukakied in the hallway back there by 12 dudes... now this... Look, we don't look alike except for maybe the fact we both are monsetrs for our weight.

I've never had a problem in this place before this... I come in this friggin place for a beer, see you in friggin suspenders and pumps touchin dude's leg accusing me of facial fornication...

This place has sure gone downhill

You're the muscle in these parts? Awww man, I hope the pussycat dolls don't roll up in this peice cuz if you're the last line of defense I'm gonna have to take care of this myself!

[Violent Demise]

alright, I'll be back for a drink later... I gotta do some work. JT, get your hand off of VD's leg... He looks uncomfortable... Until later

That's it, Pride. Your done for the night. No more drinks. Go home. And pull your pants up. Nobody wants to see the Peter Manfredo tattoo on your ass.

[donnydarkoIRL]

alright, I'll be back for a drink later... I gotta do some work. JT, get your hand off of VD's leg... He looks uncomfortable... Until later

That's it, Pride. Your done for the night. No more drinks. Go home. And pull your pants up. Nobody wants to see the Peter Manfredo tattoo on your ass.

You should see where he's got the tattoo "property of Jamie Clampitt"

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

alright, I'll be back for a drink later... I gotta do some work. JT, get your hand off of VD's leg... He looks uncomfortable... Until later

That's it, Pride. Your done for the night. No more drinks. Go home. And pull your pants up. Nobody wants to see the Peter Manfredo tattoo on your ass.

Sonofabitch, I can never close the place down on a tuesday