Paul McCartney and Heather Mills divorced finally ...

[X]

What's the difference between Mark Chapman and Heather Mills?

Mark Chapman only demanded an autograph.

[X]

After leaving court, a journalist asked Sir Paul McCartney why he married Heather in the first place.

"Well.... she has a nice crutch."

[Gandalf]

Quality stuff, X!

[donnydarkoIRL]

It was a matter of time before they split, they were completely different people...
He lived the Rocker life, she lived the hip hop lifestyle

[Gandalf]

It was a matter of time before they split, they were completely different people...
He lived the Rocker life, she lived the hip hop lifestyle

Ah the jokes just keep on coming!