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For those who can't be bothered to read it I'll paraphrase....and yes it is fucking nuts!

Basically there was once this intergalactic ruler of the universe called Xemu. 75 million years ago he brought billions of his people to earth where he strapped them around the edges of volcano's. He then blew them all up and captured their souls in special containers.

These souls he then took to the cinema and brainwashed them Lost style with false beliefs and doctrined such as Christiantity.

Xemu was overthrown by his officers and locked away in a mountain where he still lives to this day protected by a magical force field that is charged by an eternal battery.

No all humans on earth have a dead alien soul trapped in their bodies called a thetan. When you reach the highest levels of initiation into the scientology you can pay around $360,000 to have your dead thetan spirita removed.

You will then have the power of telepathic communications.



You still think Tom is sane Mick?
He's one crazy mofo. Doesn't Will Smith also believe this? If this is the case, i'm throwing my Fresh Prince of Bel Air dvd's away.
Nah Will Smith is a bible believing man but a good friend of Tom. What he said was that he'd never criticise Tom Cruise for his beliefs when at the end of the day he himself believed that Jesus was born of a virgin.

To be honest, as someone holds to a biblical world view myself I can see where he's coming from.

If you think of it ALL of us believe in bizarre and outlandish ideas. They are all completely absurd when you think about it but social conditioning makes whatever view we hold to seem logical to us.

I personally believe that God created the heavens and the earth and that all the miracles in the Bible are true. To a non believer I can completely see how that looks like nuts.

But then an athiestic evolutionist believes the universe exploded out of nothing, into nowhere for no reason and the once the the dust from the explosion settled, for no reason it randomly started to cluster together and form stars and planets. And then later for no reason tiny particles started to appear in a soupy sea on planet earth and for no reason turned into self replicating systems which then eventually turned into all the life on earth.

On the face of it both these ideas sound completely absurd so many 'wise' people try and combine the two which when you think about it is even more absurd!

Ok we'll have little bit from absurd belief 1 and combine it with a sprinkling of absurd belief 2 and make a more sensible theory.

Logically speaking that is absurd.

But the fact that we exist at all IS A COMPLETE ABSURDITY. It should not be, it's not remotely possible, but we ARE here, so there has to be a crazy bullshit, wacko theory out there that is ACTUALLY CORRECT!!

It's a truly strange world we live in when you think about it.