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[DaxxKahn]

That is fucking insane. I hate hospitals with a passion.
When I was younger I accidently put a giant knife through my hand when I was fucking around with my friend. I didn't know it right away, but it severed the main artery in my hand (in addition to slicing through a bunch of tendons). So my friend rushes me to the hospital in his moms car. We get there in about 5 mins or so, by this time the beach towel I have wrapped around my hand is literally soaked through with blood and dripping. The bottle of vodka I drank on the way to the hospital certainly didn't help staunch the blood flow, but I was young and didn't think about it. So we stumble into the emergency room and are promptly warned that if we do not watch our language we will be forced to leave the hospital. So I pretty much tell the nurse to go fuck herself and that if I bleed to death because I managed to offend her puritan sensibilities I hope she winds up in jail for negligence etc. So they quickly take us out of the emergency room and put us in a ward with noone in it, all the fucking lights are off except for the one over the gurney on which I am lying. Nobody shows up and I begin to get dizzy/lose consciousness from blood loss, so my friend - who is big, covered in tattoo's, and somewhat resembles a militant skinhead (he's not a Nazi though, just bald) and finds a doctor, threatens him, and pretty much drags him to where I am laying semi-conscious. Then they stitch me up etc, and I make a point of telling them I have been drinking and not to give me any meds that will fuck me up badly when they interact with the booze. They don't listen and give me a bunch of downers, which severely fuck me up. There's more to the story, but that's the role the hospital played. I still hate that place.

Thats Crazy...IO have heard of Hospitals that do crap like that and nurses or techs worry stupid crap like your cursing while bleeding...

My Aunt was in St' Lukes ER in Newburgh NY and we are standing near her bed witing for the DR to come back with test results when this big Guy comes in holding his stomache bleeding like a stuck pig...The nurse goes next to him and jumps back yells aloud..."This guy STINKS I am not helping him"...no other nurse would either...The intern tells the guy from a distance that he needs to go outside and someone will be with him in a little while!!!!....

The poor guy was a Garbage man who was shot by accident when two other guys were arguing in front of the store he was taking the garbage from and a bullet hit him.....They ended up being sued and settled out of court for something like $750,000...After the guy's buddy took him across the bridge to a hospital in Fishkill about 20 min away...it cost him half his intestines

[Kev]

Sorry to hear of your bad day Daxx, I have a host of hospital stories myself, all good fun when you look back I promise you

At least you live in the US which means you can probably sue them and earn yourself at least 100,000 dollars.

I saw a woman this week who is suing Oprah because she got pushed and fell over in a 'stampede' for the front row seats on her show

Seriously man, hope your chest if feeling better now mate, lung infections are nasty things.. Hope you get well soon mate.

[Julius Rain]

Damn daxx, great story but horrible experience for you

I hate needles, if that happens to me being injected more than should i'll slap that dumb nurse and stab her vagina with it.

Bro you should try to keep company at home, its best to have someone with you. That must of been crazy hard feeling horribly ill then having to go through that all alone.

[BoxingGorilla]

I wake up the nurse is gone and some old lady is standing over me calling me George....I am out of it...between being sick..passing out from the meds and being high as a kite I did not know what time it was, day it was or who I was.....So I talk to the lady thinking she worked at the hospital and tell her my name is not George though...She starts screaming at me to give her her money back and calls me a MOTHER FUCKER for breaking her vase!!!! I am like WTF IS GOING ON HERE!!!!!!.......The lady had dimentia and parkinsons was brought in to the ER from the retirement home for chest pain and wondered from her bed.....
Daxx


LOL Damn that's hilarious!

[Douglas]

That is fucking insane. I hate hospitals with a passion.
When I was younger I accidently put a giant knife through my hand when I was fucking around with my friend. I didn't know it right away, but it severed the main artery in my hand (in addition to slicing through a bunch of tendons). So my friend rushes me to the hospital in his moms car. We get there in about 5 mins or so, by this time the beach towel I have wrapped around my hand is literally soaked through with blood and dripping. The bottle of vodka I drank on the way to the hospital certainly didn't help staunch the blood flow, but I was young and didn't think about it. So we stumble into the emergency room and are promptly warned that if we do not watch our language we will be forced to leave the hospital. So I pretty much tell the nurse to go fuck herself and that if I bleed to death because I managed to offend her puritan sensibilities I hope she winds up in jail for negligence etc. So they quickly take us out of the emergency room and put us in a ward with noone in it, all the fucking lights are off except for the one over the gurney on which I am lying. Nobody shows up and I begin to get dizzy/lose consciousness from blood loss, so my friend - who is big, covered in tattoo's, and somewhat resembles a militant skinhead (he's not a Nazi though, just bald) and finds a doctor, threatens him, and pretty much drags him to where I am laying semi-conscious. Then they stitch me up etc, and I make a point of telling them I have been drinking and not to give me any meds that will fuck me up badly when they interact with the booze. They don't listen and give me a bunch of downers, which severely fuck me up. There's more to the story, but that's the role the hospital played. I still hate that place.

Thats Crazy...IO have heard of Hospitals that do crap like that and nurses or techs worry stupid crap like your cursing while bleeding...

My Aunt was in St' Lukes ER in Newburgh NY and we are standing near her bed witing for the DR to come back with test results when this big Guy comes in holding his stomache bleeding like a stuck pig...The nurse goes next to him and jumps back yells aloud..."This guy STINKS I am not helping him"...no other nurse would either...The intern tells the guy from a distance that he needs to go outside and someone will be with him in a little while!!!!....

The poor guy was a Garbage man who was shot by accident when two other guys were arguing in front of the store he was taking the garbage from and a bullet hit him.....They ended up being sued and settled out of court for something like $750,000...After the guy's buddy took him across the bridge to a hospital in Fishkill about 20 min away...it cost him half his intestines

Glad to hear the garbage man got his reward. Being a garbage worker is one of the toughest, and most looked down upon jobs there are, and yet without those workers doing that job, the entire city they work for would be completely shut down.

[DaxxKahn]

Thanks for the well wishes Gent's...Feeling a bit better today....Should be OK in a week or so....

[donnydarkoIRL]

My God!
Daxx, I don't want to sound melodramatioc, but you should consider taking action.
Even If you don't want to claim, it's the only way to improve situations like this!

[katfight]

Hey Daxx
i hope u feeling better thats a shitty way to spend easter

xx

[CutMeMick]

Right out of a movie...

[Douglas]

Thanks for the well wishes Gent's...Feeling a bit better today....Should be OK in a week or so....

Those docs will get what 's coming to them. What goes around comes around.

[JT Rock]

That pales in comparison to your Father in law story, when he was in your bedroom snooping through your drawers and smoking your weed on your bed... Best story I ever heard

[Gandalf]

A funny if somewhat disconcerting story!! Hope you are feeling better!