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[Douglas]

Floorian what? Who's floorian?

Shhhhhhhhhh! Don't even say his name. There's a beauty and a beast side of everyone. Clubber is my beauty side (if you can call it 'beauty'), but Floorian was the beast side. He used to post on here a while back; he asked a lot of questions about jacking off; hence he was the forum masturbator. But he was a troll, a spammer, and eventually got booted from the Saddo forums. His sad click ratio was like7 or 8 times his cool clicks (think it was +8/-56).
Only cool thing about him was his very first post was here in the hidden board forum. (Not too many other posters can boast that).

Have you been punching walls with your head now as well to harden your chin or something?

Heeeeeeeey, that's not a bad idea.