OK England....that's enough!

[CFH]

Nah, they're fake french people

They're not real Canadians either. If the States really wants them, we'll probably just let you have them, though it's not like we could resist even if we wanted to.

Nah... they can stay there... being America's big hat

Who would we get our cheap medication from?

Canada's slogan: That other country in North America.



I'm just kidding Canadians!

It's ok, we know our place. I'm sure it doesn't matter to you, but most Canadians irrationally hate America more than you would imagine.
I'm not one of them, but considering we've been friendly with one another since about 1814 or so, it's kind of surprising. Must be our national inferiority complex.