Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo View Post
I met a Dutch girl in a club once and we had sex a few times.

She was quite attractive but she had a lazy eye too.

It didn't stop me from banging her but it certainly prevented me from ever taking her out in public.

We stopped seeing each other after she put a brick through the passenger window of my car.

haha she was aiming for you right, but with the eye missed and hit your car