"stop bullshitting" would probably work too

Lyle hit it on the head "un-gay" everything you say, and you'll have the American jargon.. hahah..

it's like, you guys call your buds or friends "mates" not that i'd EVER say "mate" but if i did, i'd be referring to my girlfriend, the person i mate with.. so if i referred to a male friend of mine as my "mate" it would be a homosexual remark.. So "un-gay" works perfectly..

oh yeah, and bilbo always says "telly" referring to the television, which is really gay.. TV or television work fine..

hmm i'll have to think of some more