Yet another reason not to go to Australia. Andre you're a mad man

I'm one of those good swimmers who gets swept out to see never to be seen again. Last year I kept swimming out to some rocks a good way out because that's where all the little fishies were. It was shallow enough in parts to stand but there was deep gully between the rocks.

You know that moment when your brain freezes? I saw a baby shark swim through the gully. I immediatly ducked my head under the water to start swimming after it, in a split second I grabbed back on to the rocks and hauled my idiot out the water. The sensible side of the brain kicked quickly enough to realise it was swimming out to sea, I was in it's territory, it has a mouth full of sharp teeth and I was a long way off shore, maybe there was more of them. All that shit went through my brain in a split second.