Tanning bed something to be ashamed of?

[Kev]

Lol, Bilbo probably considers this long dialogue with Sharla a date

Hey Bilbs', you gonna tell all your friends you had a date with a girl today? Nevermind, all your friends are here on Saddo's, so we know different

I know I'm sad and pathetic. Whilst other guys are out with their mates partying and having fun I have to go online and find fellow social rejects with no lives to play chess with until the wee hours.

I take it your up for some more games tonight

[LEGION]

Lol, Bilbo probably considers this long dialogue with Sharla a date

Hey Bilbs', you gonna tell all your friends you had a date with a girl today? Nevermind, all your friends are here on Saddo's, so we know different

I know I'm sad and pathetic. Whilst other guys are out with their mates partying and having fun I have to go online and find fellow social rejects with no lives to play chess with until the wee hours.

I take it your up for some more games tonight

Touche' Bilbo, turned that right around on me

[LEGION]

Of course, my girlfriend is here with me, and she doesn't require an electric air pump to make her cum to life

[Kev]

Of course, my girlfriend is here with me, and she doesn't require an electric air pump to make her cum to life

Nope she just requires a mouse or two once a week, a nice log to hide behind and a constant temperature.

Does she have two vagina's?

[LEGION]

Of course, my girlfriend is here with me, and she doesn't require an electric air pump to make her cum to life

Nope she just requires a mouse or two once a week, a nice log to hide behind and a constant temperature.

Does she have two vagina's?

She'll need 2 after I'm done with her Getting horny now Bilbo? What, no Sightless Senior Citizens Convention this week for you to go make a mating connection this week?....

[leftylee]

Of course, my girlfriend is here with me, and she doesn't require an electric air pump to make her cum to life

Nope she just requires a mouse or two once a week, a nice log to hide behind and a constant temperature.

Does she have two vagina's?

She'll need 2 after I'm done with her Getting horny now Bilbo? What, no Sightless Senior Citizens Convention this week for you to go make a mating connection this week?....

I'm sorry but.............................

[RP33]

my buddy owns a tanning salon and i'm there at least once a week helping him out and stuff.. so i tan for free there, and i have nothing to be ashamed of..

Even though i'm a full blooded Italian, and have olive shade skin, i still get pretty white in the winter, and get dark circles around my eyes, so if i tan you don't notice them and it looks a bunch better..

nothing to be ashamed of at all.. I mean, i go to the beach ALL the time in the summer so i'm tan all summer, and i'm not ashamed of that, so why would i be if i fake-bake in the winter.. same shit.. Just tell someone you just came back from vacation if they ask you if you why you're so dark ..

[Kev]

Lol, Bilbo probably considers this long dialogue with Sharla a date

Hey Bilbs', you gonna tell all your friends you had a date with a girl today? Nevermind, all your friends are here on Saddo's, so we know different

I know I'm sad and pathetic. Whilst other guys are out with their mates partying and having fun I have to go online and find fellow social rejects with no lives to play chess with until the wee hours.

I take it your up for some more games tonight

Touche' Bilbo, turned that right around on me

Well as the saying goes 'a man who lives in the middle of the wilderness, rarely socialises and collects snakes for a hobby shouldn't throw stones'

[LEGION]

I know I'm sad and pathetic. Whilst other guys are out with their mates partying and having fun I have to go online and find fellow social rejects with no lives to play chess with until the wee hours.

I take it your up for some more games tonight

Touche' Bilbo, turned that right around on me

Well as the saying goes 'a man who lives in the middle of the wilderness, rarely socialises and collects snakes for a hobby shouldn't throw stones'

Wow, that is an old saying, for sure Must take up all of 35 seconds of the worlds past

[Dizaster]

Lol, Bilbo probably considers this long dialogue with Sharla a date

Hey Bilbs', you gonna tell all your friends you had a date with a girl today? Nevermind, all your friends are here on Saddo's, so we know different

I know I'm sad and pathetic. Whilst other guys are out with their mates partying and having fun I have to go online and find fellow social rejects with no lives to play chess with until the wee hours.

I take it your up for some more games tonight

DAMMMIT! I had typed my blog in notepad, but when I pasted into Saddo, it was WAYYY to long, and Saddo has a limit..
So unforunately it's going onto part 3 now..

By the very end of part 2 though, it'll start to hit you on a deep level... Hopefully you'll start to get the insane epiphanies of possiblity that I had. That's the aim of it..


Didn't you ban yourself from being on here to much?? I think i've seen your name online for the last 10 hours??