Tanning bed something to be ashamed of?

[leftylee]

Of course, my girlfriend is here with me, and she doesn't require an electric air pump to make her cum to life

Nope she just requires a mouse or two once a week, a nice log to hide behind and a constant temperature.

Does she have two vagina's?

She'll need 2 after I'm done with her Getting horny now Bilbo? What, no Sightless Senior Citizens Convention this week for you to go make a mating connection this week?....

I'm sorry but.............................