Lyle was out hunting one day and he saw a big bear and had a shot at it with his single shot rifle.
He missed and the bear came around and tapped him on the back and said "tut, tut, rules of the forrest you missed i get to rodger you" and bends him over a log.
next day the furious Lyle went out with his semi auto and missed again.
he looked around sheepishly and there was the bear "tut ut you missed,over the log you go etc)
Next day Lyle was out again he was near cutting the forrest down with a fully automatic uzi and saw the bear drop behind a log. as he walks over to his dismay he sees no bear!
gets a tap on the shoulder and the bear says "your not comming here for the hunting are you?"