Oprah does wonders for the bookstore i work at..

as soon as she releases a book into her book club, then we automatically sell out and have to order thousands upon thousands.. all of her fucking groupies come in like lemmings..

I want that book "Secrets.. the one that everyone is buying"..

"Oh, you mean " The Secret " .. "

"no, it's called secrets.. everyone is buying it"

"Well there is a book called " The Secret " which is part of Oprah's bookclub, and EVERYONE is buying it ( you fucking loser )"

" OHH okay, yeah that must be it then "

I've probably had that conversation at least 300 times when The Secret was out.. People are such morons.. If you're going to read a book cause everyone else is reading it, and you don't know what it's about, who wrote it, or the TITLE, then shoot yourself..