If you could fight any celebrity who would it be?

[LEGION]

I wanna be mounted by this chick in 11:14...



Rachael Leigh Cook

Oh my goodness; I love boooooobyyyyyyyyyy's The best thing in the whole wide world

Anyways, back to the topic, I'd love to beat the hair off Carrot Top. That guy is so disturbing looking

A close second would hve to be Bill Maher.

[LEGION]

O.k., couple more victims of imaginary beatings.

1st. Henry Kissinger: Could anyone be harder to understand

2nd. If I actually was of the woman beating persuasion; I'd put a clinic on Shelly Duvall. Could there be a more sideshowish example of a woman?? I watched her with Robind Williams in Popeye the other day and wore a bunch of enamel off my teeth listening to her.

3rd. I'd like to kick Hillary Clinton in her bearded clam and see if she is wearing a cup. Must be like humping an ice cube being in the sack with her.

[bcollins]

Normally, I'd never even consider hitting a woman.

But that **** Omarosa, from the Apprentice - Just one good punch in the mouth would make me feel a whole lot better.

[LEGION]

Normally, I'd never even consider hitting a woman.

But that **** Omarosa, from the Apprentice - Just one good punch in the mouth would make me feel a whole lot better.

Good one; I can't stand her either.

[bcollins]

Normally, I'd never even consider hitting a woman.

But that **** Omarosa, from the Apprentice - Just one good punch in the mouth would make me feel a whole lot better.

Good one; I can't stand her either.

My wife HATES her - I'd probably enjoy watching her tear into that ho more than punching her myself

[CFH]

O.k., couple more victims of imaginary beatings.

1st. Henry Kissinger: Could anyone be harder to understand

2nd. If I actually was of the woman beating persuasion; I'd put a clinic on Shelly Duvall. Could there be a more sideshowish example of a woman?? I watched her with Robind Williams in Popeye the other day and wore a bunch of enamel off my teeth listening to her.

3rd. I'd like to kick Hillary Clinton in her bearded clam and see if she is wearing a cup. Must be like humping an ice cube being in the sack with her.

I bet if you kicked her hard enough, a testicle would pop out of her mouth.

Also, wouldn't punching Kissinger make him even harder to understand? Though I'm completely in favor of beating anyone from the Nixon administration.

[LEGION]

O.k., couple more victims of imaginary beatings.

1st. Henry Kissinger: Could anyone be harder to understand

2nd. If I actually was of the woman beating persuasion; I'd put a clinic on Shelly Duvall. Could there be a more sideshowish example of a woman?? I watched her with Robind Williams in Popeye the other day and wore a bunch of enamel off my teeth listening to her.

3rd. I'd like to kick Hillary Clinton in her bearded clam and see if she is wearing a cup. Must be like humping an ice cube being in the sack with her.

I bet if you kicked her hard enough, a testicle would pop out of her mouth.

Also, wouldn't punching Kissinger make him even harder to understand? Though I'm completely in favor of beating anyone from the Nixon administration.

I don't know, Fonzie used to punch the jukebox and it would start working properly

[Spicoli]

Hey Legion...Remember Fonzies little nephew "Spike" in a few episodes??Looked/acted just like him?That little farker could get his ass beat as well ........

[Magoo]

Arsne Wenger, enough said.

[Violent Demise]

I'll beat the fukk out of Flavor Flav cracked out looking ass