Worst people's names you've heard

[Canvasback]

Frank Zappa named one of his kids Moon Unit. WTF!!!

[amat]

I used to know two kids named Cao and Lamb. They were brothers.

[leftylee]

Montanna McCoy, some girl in my school.

[X]

I once met a toilet cleaner whose name was Surajeen Shitta.

[Douglas]

I once heard talk of a guy who's name was Harry Balls (not sure if the last name was spelled differently, but that's how it was pronounced ).

I also went to school with a girl named Mercedes Bens. (Pronounced just like the car).

[Canvasback]

One final one from me. I used to play football with a kid named Arthur "Arty" Choke.

[Von Milash]

Lemonjello and Orangello

promounced Le-MON-juh-lo and O-RON-juh-lo

them crazy cullerds.

[Dizaster]

Frank Zappa named one of his kids Moon Unit. WTF!!!

That's a classic....

I can understand parents having a lot of passion and interests in life and wanting to give their children these highly original and fascinating names... But these kids have to live with it... How many times do you have to say your name to someone in your lifetime,, and having to repeat it 5 times every single time, for your entire life, is just unpractical and unproductive..

My name is Rhys... It is wellknownish in the UK (originates from Wales), but in Australia it is not that common,,, and the amount of times i've had to say it 2,3 or 4 times to people who just don't bloody get it, and I ALWAYS have to spell it...

Another thing that is totally stupid is people who name their children reasonably norman names, but spell them strange ways..
Like if someone's name was Matthew, the parents will spell it Mathyou, or Mathyew... (lol, bad example)..

But think, every every every single f'n time someone has to write down his name,,, he is going to have to spell it out for them. Every time! No one is EVER going to spell it right straight up... It is just so ridiculous..

[Master]

Donald Kiddick, was teased at school a lot but very popular with the girls now laughing at us probably!

[:::PSL:::]

My ex boss' last name is Dick.

[Kel]

Mr Christmas

He was a priest so........Father Christmas

[CFH]

Wa Chow (watch out)

[El Kabong]

I played football with a guy named Jeff Jeffries....kind of a prozaic choice for a first name given the last name.


Most Noble Festus...hand to God real name but that's not the entire name though, there's at least 2 more middle names and a last name to go in there, I have no fucking clue how they fit it on the birtch certificate. Most Noble is a cool name to have but Festus......yeah I'm not going to use that anytime soon